NICHE APP: I Love You Jennifer

Right. This is it. This has to be the most NICHE Android app of all. It’s called I Love You Jennifer and yes, it’s been made by one man for the benefit of one person. Jennifer.

Here’s the maker’s description:

“This is a personal application. You probably don’t want to install it.

“It is dedicated to my wonderful girlfriend, and a way for me to practice android programming.”

Here’s a look at it. One screencapture is all that’s required:

i-love-you-jennifer-android-app-1

There are no options. Pressing Menu doesn’t make anything happen. Lucky you, Jennifer.

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  1. Bob

     /  July 30, 2010

    neat, I hope there is no damn malware in it.

    Reply
  2. Dougster

     /  July 30, 2010

    Pity the tart has been seeing me for months behind his back!!

    Reply
  3. bitman

     /  July 30, 2010

    who is gone tell me that this app isn’t doing anything dodgy?

    like sending private details from the mobile to some dodgy servers…

    Reply
  4. JiMMaR

     /  July 30, 2010

    what happens when you press on “me too!” ?

    Reply
  5. Massive Stapler

     /  July 30, 2010

    When I was a younger geek, I wrote things more or less just like that in BASIC for my best friend, a girl named Heidi. Fifteen years later, we’re married. I’d say Mike’s on to something here.

    Reply
  6. Gary C

     /  July 31, 2010

    I didn’t think and pressed the button at least ten times. Hope it hasn’t emailed Mike all my passwords.

    Reply
  7. Herman

     /  August 2, 2010

    Holy crap at least make an effort while creating something like this.

    I mean, all it takes is an hour to make it look awesome, now it looks like a 10 second hack.

    Reply
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