Right. This is it. This has to be the most NICHE Android app of all. It’s called I Love You Jennifer and yes, it’s been made by one man for the benefit of one person. Jennifer.
Here’s the maker’s description:
“This is a personal application. You probably don’t want to install it.
“It is dedicated to my wonderful girlfriend, and a way for me to practice android programming.”
Here’s a look at it. One screencapture is all that’s required:
There are no options. Pressing Menu doesn’t make anything happen. Lucky you, Jennifer.
It’s smooth to use, the 1080p display is sharp, clear and bright, the device is extremely light and thin and therefore very pocketable and portable — much more so than other 5-inch phones we’ve used. And yet… we’re a bit unimpressed by the overall package…
A relatively high-spec smartphone, with a 4.5″ display running at 480 x 854 resolution and powered by a 1.2GHz dual-core processor, plus the Ascend G510 arrives running Android 4.1.1 — albeit potentially hindered by Huawei only sticking 512MB of RAM inside it..
The Panasonic Eluga marks the company’s return to the European mobile phone scene years after several years of absence, and it’s come back to us with a moderately high-spec Android model that features a rather stylish, slim case.
Sony returns with an all-new mobile design for 2012, pairing a dual-core processor with a 720p display. It’s a lovely phone, but is it enough to end our Samsung and HTC obsession?
LG’s updated Prada phone comes with an absolutely crazy black & white theme, but is it just for fashionable suit wearers who want to make themselves look a bit more interesting?
Bob
/ July 30, 2010neat, I hope there is no damn malware in it.
Dougster
/ July 30, 2010Pity the tart has been seeing me for months behind his back!!
bitman
/ July 30, 2010who is gone tell me that this app isn’t doing anything dodgy?
like sending private details from the mobile to some dodgy servers…
JiMMaR
/ July 30, 2010what happens when you press on “me too!” ?
Massive Stapler
/ July 30, 2010When I was a younger geek, I wrote things more or less just like that in BASIC for my best friend, a girl named Heidi. Fifteen years later, we’re married. I’d say Mike’s on to something here.
Gary C
/ July 31, 2010I didn’t think and pressed the button at least ten times. Hope it hasn’t emailed Mike all my passwords.
Herman
/ August 2, 2010Holy crap at least make an effort while creating something like this.
I mean, all it takes is an hour to make it look awesome, now it looks like a 10 second hack.