Michael Quach is BACK – with Girl Facts

Michael Quach, the super-spammer of the Android Market, has returned with yet another addition to his bizarre catalogue of spam apps – in the form of Girl Facts. It is basically a list of very obvious social references covered in his advertising, and the best advert for Apple’s aggressive app filtering system.

Here’s Quach’s description:

“Tons of facts & secrets about girls you’ve always wanted to know…are here! This cool app will tell you about all the interesting, weird, odd, fun, mysterious, charming, intriguing & exciting things about girls.

“Bet you don’t know many things about your girl! You can also SMS / Email these girl facts!”

And here it is, in standard text-on-an-image style:

quach girl facts 1 quach girl facts 2

It shouldn’t be allowed. It makes us ANGRY on many levels, not least the staggering lack of creativity on display. It’s like his only frame of cultural reference is the TV series ‘Friends’.

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  1. eddy

     /  June 20, 2010

    Besides that he’s launching some other weird crap. Just search the market for Weird Wordsworth 500. Gruesome…

    Reply
  2. MarkG

     /  June 20, 2010

    The best thing you can do is not give him free advertising of his crapware.

    Reply
  3. Lobotomik

     /  June 21, 2010

    More like Sex in the City. Shit wrapped in glitter and then regurgitated and rewrapped in bad grammar.

    He probably did not even think this himself, but just cut and pasted from those countless supposedly hilarious and wise ppt files that circulate through email and clutter our inboxes, only now people have to be not only stupid enough to find it funny, but to pay for it too.

    Reply
  4. Huw

     /  June 21, 2010

    Maybe he will get close enough to a woman one day to test these for himself ;)

    Reply
  5. New fact: Girls hate it when people write bad grammar or spelling errors.

    they/the

    Reply
  6. James Adams

     /  June 21, 2010

    I agree that Michael Quachs apps are crap, but did you know there are at least two developers that are worse than Michael Quach?

    * Pretty Drawer (formerly Pretty Online)
    * jackyli

    These two developers don’t even bother changing their apps, like Michael Quach does. Instead, they make ONE app, and release it hundreds of times under different names… THE SAME EXACT APP released using different names.

    Now, I don’t like Michael Quach, but those two developers are EVIL.

    Reply
  7. Maybe let’s just start flagging those crappy apps in the market? Maybe we can draw Google’s attention to this problem at least a little…

    Reply
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