We’ve just been sent a link to news of Nature Alarm, an Android app that attempts to wake you up gently by replacing your Android alarm with the sounds of birds and rivers and summer and all things that are happy, easing you gently out of Happy Dream World and into NIGHTMARISH REALITY.
Here’s a particularly evocative excerpt from the maker’s description:
“You can choose to wake up with the canary’s singing, with the river’s pelt, with the savage forest sounds: every single ringtone’s so charming that you’ll immediately realize that Nature Alarm’s the best way to start your day!”
How can you resist?
A search on the Android Market here in the UK tells us it’ll cost you €0.79, but after that you’re able to download additional naturalist sounds through the app for nothing. But what price a peaceful awakening? What price a joyous morn?




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